Barack Obama and Corn Cob Bob on the same page? It's true if you follow the link above. Yes, I voted for the man, but not just because I'm corn. I voted for him because he promised to give me change, and I need every nickel I can get my hand's on, especially now that gas prices have dropped. We gotta get everyone using corn-based fuels again, and THIS ISN'T HELPING!!!
Seriously though, it's time we all sat back, and had a tall glass of lemonade, and a churro.